Filk Name: Playing Skills
Author: Grue (grue@mail.ru)
Tune: Self Esteem by The Offspring
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I restart game for the tenth time today
It's all because of stupid deaths on my way
After that I'll try again
But no luck, it is not Beckham's day.
Now I know I'm being used
I cannot win even with all bugs abused
Now I know there's no chance for me
That's okay 'cause I've got no playing skills

I make plans to kill that Thrundarr
'Cause his quests never lead me too far
And corruptions got me so low
I'm getting purple and very slow.

Chorus.
When I'm saying "Man, it was a good game"
Then it means that I have got to D:1
When I'm saying "The result is the same"
Then it means there was no way to run.
Well I guess I should stick up for myself
But I really think it's better this way
The more you suffer
The more it shows you really care. Right? Yeah.

Now I'll relate this little bit
It happens more than I like to admit
Late in night I'm playing ADOM
Doing that is the wrong way to score
Now I know I should exit but
That's kinda hard when the quest's incomplete
I'm maybe dumb but I'm not a dweeb
I'm just a sucker without playing skills.

Chorus.