Grue  Music  Awards 2003
   January 2nd, 2004


G:Yes, that's Grue Music Awards pt.2!
       ,,      __  K: Today we're going to
       oo     oo((  look back in 2003 for
     /|\/|\[],-;';) the best singles.     []
     \|  |i|  |_(|  Do you like my new costume?
      ;--; |  /__\ G:You stole it from   |
      |||| |  jl|    TATU, right?        |
     "" ""/ \`^'^                      _/ \_



 G:And the first nomination is "Best Pop Song"!
        ,,      __  K: Me likes!
        oo     oo(( G: Rasmus - In the Shadows
      /|\/|\[],-;';)Blink 182 - Feeling This and
      \|  |i|  |_(| Junkie XL and Dave Gahan - Reload
       ;--; |  /__\ K: Where is Justin?   |
       |||| |  jl|  G: Timberlake? Tell me you are joking.
      "" ""/ \`^'^                      _/ \_


G:Blink 182 wins!
        ,,      __ K:Welcome guys.           Wow that's hot chick
        oo     oo((                           ,,,   ,,,   ,,, v
      /|\/|\[],-;';)                       [] oo_   oo_   oo_/ He-he-he
      \|  |i|  |_(|                       / \/ 1 \ / 8 \ / 2 |
       ;--; |  /__\                       |  (___l j___l j___|
       |||| |  jl|                        |  |_|_| |_|_| |_|_|
      "" ""/ \`^'^                      _/ \_,l,l  ,l,l  ,l,l

 G:Let's go to the real music! In the "Best Soft Rock song" category
 there are these songs: 3 Doors Down - Here Without You,
        ,,      __  Cold - Black Sunday and...
        oo     oo(( K: My favorite -
      /|\/|\[],-;';)HIM - Funeral of Hearts[]
      \|  |i|  |_(|                       /
       ;--; |  /__\                       |
       |||| |  jl|                        |
      "" ""/ \`^'^                      _/ \_

G:And the winner is Cold - Black Sunday!
        ,,      __ K:Shut up!
        oo     oo(( G: What?
      /|\/|\[],-;';)K: They said we need   []
      \|  |i|  |_(| to choose a different /
       ;--; |  /__\ song. Like "Funeral   |
       |||| |  jl|  of Hearts".           |
      "" ""/ \`^'^                      _/ \_

G:And the winner is 3 Doors Down - Here Without You
        ,,      __                             __
        oo     oo((  K: Damn!                  oo; ,Oh, I dunno what to
      /|\/|\[],-;';)                       []__`O`. say... I thank my
      \|  |i|  |_(|                       /    |  | family... fans...
       ;--; |  /__\                       |    |__l and others... *sigh*
       |||| |  jl|G: That was Brett Arnold|    |||| We tried so hard...
      "" ""/ \`^'^                      _/ \_  |||| ... we did our best

G:Lets go to the "Best Hard Rock song" candidates. These are:
System of a Down - Streamline, Hoobastank - Out of Control and...
        ,,      __  K: limpbizkit - Eat You Alive
        oo     oo((
      /|\/|\[],-;';)                       []
      \|  |i|  |_(|                       /
       ;--; |  /__\                       |
       |||| |  jl|                        |
      "" ""/ \`^'^                      _/ \_

G: And the best song is...
        ,,      __
        oo     oo(( K: Eat You Alive!!!       ,m._  Hi, I'm Fred Durst.
      /|\/|\[],-;';)                       [] oo`_  I'm the best.
      \|  |i|  |_(|                       / `- "  \ If anyone thinks
       ;--; |  /__\                       |  (____l otherwise, they can
       |||| |  jl|                        |   |_|_| lick my balls.
      "" ""/ \`^'^                      _/ \_ ,l,l


G:While Kate licks his balls...
        ,,                                         A-A-A-ARGH!!! - - -
        oo  I'm going to select the best song of 2003.
      /|\/|\[]                             []
      \|  |i|                             /
       ;--; |                             |
       |||| |                             |
      "" ""/ \_                         _/ \_


        ,, G: She's back.                      __
        oo                                    oo((  Hi, I'm Kate.
      /|\/|\[]                             [],-;';) I'm the best.
      \|  |i|                             /   |_(|  If anyone thinks
       ;--; |                             |   /__\  otherwise, they can
       |||| |                             |   jl|   ... I dunno...
      "" ""/ \G:I agree!                _/ \_`^'^


G:The best song of 2003...
        ,,      __ K: Stop! We forgot "Best song from movie" nomination.
        oo     oo(( G: Right. That's probably one of those:
      /|\/|\[],-;';) POD - Sleeping Awake (from Matrix Reloaded)
      \|  |i|  |_(|  Gavin Rossdale - Current (from Terminator 3)
       ;--; |  /__\  Marilyn Manson - This Is The New Shit,
       |||| |  jl|                     also from Matrix Reloaded.
      "" ""/ \`^'^                      _/ \_

G: And it is... Current!                      ##
        ,,      __  K:We don't have Gavin    _##_  ,You mean I haven't
        oo     oo(( Rossdale so we invited    oo#   got the prize? You
      /|\/|\[],-;';)Marilyn Manson instead.[] vv##  stupid little chunks
      \|  |i|  |_(|                       / `--$##  of flesh, I gotta
       ;--; |  /__\                       |    $$$  drink all your blood
       |||| |  jl|                        |    $$$  and then...
      "" ""/ \`^'^ G:Thank you Mr.Manson_/ \_ ,$$$


G:And now - the saucy part!
        ,,      __  K: Yeah! Best song of 2003 is selected among these:
        oo     oo((  Cold - Black Sunday
      /|\/|\[],-;';) Hoobastank - Out of Control
      \|  |i|  |_(|  and Silmarils - ... how do you read this?
       ;--; |  /__\ G: On n'est pas comme ça. That's French.
       |||| |  jl|  K: Ouch.              |
      "" ""/ \`^'^                      _/ \_ (non-ascii symbol warning)

                    K:Lemme say it. The winner is...
        ,,      __   Black Sunday by Cold!    ,,
        oo     oo(( G: Congratulations        oo. ,Oh my God! I won it!
      /|\/|\[],-;';)   to Scooter Ward!    [] `o \ I wrote the best song
      \|  |i|  |_(|                       / \/|__|\of the year! That's
       ;--; |  /__\                       |   |,.| unbelievable. Thanks!
       |||| |  jl|                        |   ||||
      "" ""/ \`^'^                      _/ \_,||||.


G: That's all, folks!
        ,,      __  K: Happy New Year to everyone!
        oo     oo((
      /|\/|\[],-;';)                       []
      \|  |i|  |_(|                       /
       ;--; |  /__\                       |
       |||| |  jl|                        |
      "" ""/ \`^'^                      _/ \_